Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (ENG)

As a Human, I'm Quite Warped
Song by Ootsuki Kenji feat. Nonaka Ai & Inoue Marina & Kobayashi Yuu & Sawashiro Miyuki & Shintani Ryouko

Description: Opening Song

"Warped, warped, warped, warped"
"Warped, warped, warped, warped"
"Warped, warped, warped, warped"
"Warped, warped, warped, warped"

I was watching the TV late at night
I had nothing to do so I was just watching it absent-mindedly
Flipping through channels, successful people were getting recognition
"That person isn't warped at all... how wonderful"*

"How boring," I thought and turned it off
Better go to sleep, I have work from tomorrow on

Unable to go to sleep, I flipped through some comics
A gravure idol was smiling at me**
"That athlete is just my type.
Those sorts aren't warped at all... how wonderful"

I get it, the reason I'm not rewarded
Is because, as a person, I'm quite warped

So sit up properly! Already,
I'm warping, warping, warping away
Make it so I can't tell why I'm trembling!
Slipping away! I'm already a warped human
But if you are here, I can change?
"Just realize that I am here"

Think of the warping as a surge
Won't this warping change the world as well?
I feel people can't help but notice me
Even if now they can only see me trembling

Alright, I get it, the reason I'm not rewarded
Is because, as a person, I'm quite warped

Ah, I get it, the reason I'm trembling
Is because I don't have anyone to support me

I'm sitting up! Already,
We're warping, warping, warping away
Make it so I can't tell why I'm trembling!
Slipping away! I'm already a warped human
But if I meet you, I can change?
"Just realize that I am here..."